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The Baby Owner's Manual
Author: Louis Borgenicht,Joe Borgenicht
Publisher: Quirk Books
Release Date: 2003
ISBN 10: 9781931686235
Pages: 226 pages
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The Baby Owner's Manual Book Summary : Offers a whimsical approach to baby care that likens the newest member of the family to a machine needing extra-special care, in a guide that features schematic diagrams for such "maintenance" techniques as getting a baby to sleep through the night and taking a baby to a doctor for "servicing." Original. 30,000 first printing.

The Baby Owner's Manual
Author: Louis Borgenicht,Joe Borgenicht
Publisher: N.A
Release Date: 2012
ISBN 10: 1594745978
Pages: 256 pages
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The Baby Owner's Manual Book Summary : Offers a humorous approach to baby care, featuring schematic diagrams for such "maintenance" techniques as getting a baby to sleep through the night and taking a baby to a doctor for "servicing."

The Cat Owner's Manual
Author: David Brunner,Sam Stall
Publisher: Quirk Books
Release Date: 2004
ISBN 10: 9781931686877
Pages: 222 pages
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The Cat Owner's Manual Book Summary : A beginner's guide to cat care and ownership. Answers hundreds of frequently asked questions by Veterinarian Dr. David Brunner.

The Baby Owner's Manual
Author: Louis Borgenicht M.D.,Joe Borgenicht
Publisher: Quirk Books
Release Date: 2012-11-06
ISBN 10: 1594746095
Pages: 256 pages
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The Baby Owner's Manual Book Summary : At Last! A Beginner's Guide to Newborn Baby Technology You've programmed your DVR, you’ve installed a wireless Internet connection, you can even check Facebook on your cell phone. But none of this experience will prepare you for the world's biggest technological marvel: a newborn baby. Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Baby Owner's Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: What's the best way to swaddle a baby? How can I make my newborn sleep through the night? When should I bring the baby to a doctor for servicing? Whatever your concerns, you'll find the answers here—courtesy of celebrated pediatrician Dr. Louis Borgenicht and his son, Joe Borgenicht. Together, they provide plenty of useful advice for anyone who wants to learn the basics of childcare.

The Baby Owner's Starter Kit
Author: Louis Borgenicht,Joe Borgenicht
Publisher: Quirk Books
Release Date: 2007-03
ISBN 10: 9781594741753
Pages: 224 pages
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The Baby Owner's Starter Kit Book Summary : The Baby Owner's Manual has taught more than 300,000 parents worldwide how to "operate" newborns and infants. Now the bestselling book is back in an all-new deluxe package-and it's the perfect shower gift for any hip parent-to-be. The Baby Owner's Starter Kit includes--The Baby Owner's Manual-Growth Chart, with stickers for marking baby's progress-Diaper Changing Instructional Poster-Babysitter's Memo Pad-Decorative magnetPackaged with irreverent schematic diagrams, troubleshooting tips, and a handsome keepsake box, The Baby Owner's Starter Kit makes parenting as easy as 1-2-3.

The Baby Owners' Manual for the Pitter-Patter of Little Fetus
Author: Boo Heisey
Publisher: N.A
Release Date: 2018-08-31
ISBN 10: 9781720017752
Pages: 155 pages
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The Baby Owners' Manual for the Pitter-Patter of Little Fetus Book Summary : New cars come equipped with operating manuals, but new babies don't. This humorous baby owner's manual, featuring The Criblings, will help parents see the lighter side of baby ownership. It's geared for fathers and formatted like a car owner's manual with a comical slant, but even mothers with no prior baby-ownership experience will get the help they need to own and operate their new acquisitions. Not only is this book fun to read, but it also offers sound advice. Grandparents, godparents and friends of the new baby owner will likewise find it fun as well as helpful. If you've already been a parent, that's no reason not to read this manual; as you'll learn things you didn't pick up the first time around. It would make a great gift for anyone with baby-on-the-brain.

Baby Owner's Manual
Author: Steve Bedwell
Publisher: Rockpool Pub
Release Date: 2012-10-01
ISBN 10: 9781921878428
Pages: 128 pages
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Baby Owner's Manual Book Summary : For fathers and their partners, a humorous laugh-out-loud introduction to the chaotic world of parenting, packaged as a retro car manual Regardless of the model you have taken delivery of, your baby will have certain standard equipment in common with all babies, and some which vary from model to model. No two Mother Nature Heavy Industries (MNHI) babies are identical. A humorous operating guide for fathers, this book likens a new baby to the other love in a man's life—no, not his wife, his car! This essential handbook covers everything from delivery of baby from Mother Nature Heavy Industries, regular servicing of your baby, standard equipment, the cooling system and liquid waste disposal, warning signs, even optimizing economy, and getting the most out of your baby. This is a must-have book for any father-to-be.

The Home Owner's Manual
Author: Dan Ramsey,Fix-It Club
Publisher: Quirk Books
Release Date: 2006
ISBN 10: 9781594741036
Pages: 222 pages
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The Home Owner's Manual Book Summary : Quirk Owner's Manuals have taught readers how to 'repair' and 'maintain' babies, toddlers, dogs, and cats. Now we're tackling the biggest and most complicated 'appliance' of all your home! Through step-by-step instructions and techy schematic diagrams, The Home Owner's Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: How can I drain the sludge out of my water heater? What makes my radiators 'hiss' at night? Is there any easy way to unstop a toilet? How can I fill a crack in my wall? And when should I seek professional help? You'll also find advice on inspecting a new home, moving in, redecorating, emergency maintenance, and much more. With plenty of helpful illustrations to guide you along, The Home Owner's Manual makes household maintenance a breeze.

The Toddler Owner's Manual
Author: Brett R. Kuhn,Joe Borgenicht
Publisher: Quirk Books
Release Date: 2005
ISBN 10: 9781594740268
Pages: 222 pages
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The Toddler Owner's Manual Book Summary : With the same hilarious blend of schematic diagrams, troubleshooting tips, and step-by-step instructions as the bestselling "The Baby Manual," this sequel explores issues of childhood from ages one to three.

Operating Instructions
Author: Anne Lamott
Publisher: Anchor
Release Date: 2011-02-09
ISBN 10: 0307761037
Pages: 272 pages
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Operating Instructions Book Summary : With the same brilliant combination of humor and warmth she brought to bestseller Bird by Bird, Anne Lamott gives us a smart, funny, and comforting chronicle of single motherhood. It’s not like she’s the only woman to ever have a baby. At thirty-five. On her own. But Anne Lamott makes it all fresh in her now-classic account of how she and her son and numerous friends and neighbors and some strangers survived and thrived in that all important first year. From finding out that her baby is a boy (and getting used to the idea) to finding out that her best friend and greatest supporter Pam will die of cancer (and not getting used to that idea), with a generous amount of wit and faith (but very little piousness), Lamott narrates the great and small events that make up a woman’s life. "Lamott has a conversational style that perfectly conveys her friendly, self-depricating humor." -- Los Angeles Times Book Review "Lamott is a wonderfully lithe writer .... Anyone who has ever had a hard time facing a perfectly ordinary day will identify." -- Chicago Tribune

Baby Manual
Author: Ian Banks
Publisher: N.A
Release Date: 2015-02-20
ISBN 10: 9780857338297
Pages: 192 pages
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Baby Manual Book Summary : A new edition of the best-selling practical manual on baby care written especially for men, covering all shapes, models and sizes. Dr.Ian Banks combines his medical expertise with his experience as a father of four to produce this unique book. Covers all stages of infant development from conception to birth on to 2 years old. Hints, tips and advice from real-life fathers and medical professionals, fault finding charts, serious illustrations and a look at the lighter side with Jim Campbells cartoons. Now in full colour and updated to include the latest options on breastfeeding, immunisation (including the MMR controversy) and paternity leave.

The Owner's Manual for the Brain (4th Edition)
Author: Pierce Howard
Publisher: Harper Collins
Release Date: 2014-05-13
ISBN 10: 006222736X
Pages: 1056 pages
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The Owner's Manual for the Brain (4th Edition) Book Summary : Cutting-edge, user-friendly, and comprehensive: the revolutionary guide to the brain, now fully revised and updated At birth each of us is given the most powerful and complex tool of all time: the human brain. And yet, as we well know, it doesn't come with an owner's manual—until now. In this unsurpassed resource, Dr. Pierce J. Howard and his team distill the very latest research and clearly explain the practical, real-world applications to our daily lives. Drawing from the frontiers of psychology, neurobiology, and cognitive science, yet organized and written for maximum usability, The Owner's Manual for the Brain, Fourth Edition, is your comprehensive guide to optimum mental performance and well-being. It should be on every thinking person's bookshelf. What are the ingredients of happiness? Which are the best remedies for headaches and migraines? How can we master creativity, focus, decision making, and willpower? What are the best brain foods? How is it possible to boost memory and intelligence? What is the secret to getting a good night's sleep? How can you positively manage depression, anxiety, addiction, and other disorders? What is the impact of nutrition, stress, and exercise on the brain? Is personality hard-wired or fluid? What are the best strategies when recovering from trauma and loss? How do moods and emotions interact? What is the ideal learning environment for children? How do love, humor, music, friendship, and nature contribute to well-being? Are there ways of reducing negative traits such as aggression, short-temperedness, or irritability? What is the recommended treatment for concussions? Can you delay or prevent Alzheimer's and dementia? What are the most important ingredients to a successful marriage and family? What do the world's most effective managers know about leadership, motivation, and persuasion? Plus 1,000s more topics!

Haynes Explains Babies
Author: Boris Starling
Publisher: Haynes Publishing UK
Release Date: 2016-11-01
ISBN 10: 9781785211027
Pages: 40 pages
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Haynes Explains Babies Book Summary : Written by bestselling author Boris Starling, Babies is one of the first titles in the brand new Haynes Explains series. A light-hearted and entertaining take on the classic workshop manual, it contains everything you'd expect to see including exploded views, flow charts, fault diagnosis and the odd wiring diagram. It takes the reader through all stages of baby ownership, giving them all the hints and tips needed to keep them running smoothly.

Baby Manual
Author: Ian Banks
Publisher: Haynes Manuals
Release Date: 2008-01-01
ISBN 10: 9781844257591
Pages: 193 pages
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Baby Manual Book Summary : by Dr Ian Banks Dr. Ian Banks combines his medical expertise with his experience as a father of four to produce this unique book. Covers all stages of infant development from conception to birth and on to 2 years old. Hints, tips and advice from real-life fathers and medical professionals, and a look at the lighter side with Jim Campbell s cartoons. Now in full colour and updated to include the latest information on breastfeeding, immunisation (including MMR) and paternity leave. Of the first edition the Daily Telegraph said For men who don t know which end to plug the bottle in quite simply one of the best manuals on this model Junior

Baby
Author: Steve Tague,Julie Long
Publisher: Three Rivers Press (CA)
Release Date: 2003
ISBN 10: 0767914198
Pages: 86 pages
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Baby Book Summary : Presents a humorous look at caring for an infant, with instructions on handling, filling, storing, transporting, and cleaning each "model," and includes troubleshooting tips.